... So this is happening:
It's like a Project Runway challenge to make a ready to wear cocktail dress for Lady Gaga's new line for Everlast. Make it work!
Buy it at Mod Cloth, if you're into that kind of thing...
I have no recollection about this, but at some point, I asked ModCloth to let me know when this pretty little dress was back in stock:
So I'm not gonna lie... if this was 5 years ago, 5 years younger me would probably have bought this. Yes. Judge away. It's bright and tacky and draws a big heart around your funnybags. But isn't that what they are there for? Whatever. It's cute and fun and kinda hilarious... and would have been awesome for spring break in Ft. Lauderdale circa 2005. This dress makes me want to turn on Last Friday Night and rock out... I probably shouldn't admit that.
When I first saw this dress, it made me crinkle my eyebrows in wtf-ness. I had to click on it to get a better look. The longer I stared at it the more interesting I found it... like some cuckoo project runway outfit that's half awesome half flaming disaster. I feel like this looks a little bit like it's made out of Fraulein Maria's window curtains from the abbey (a step down from the fancy pants curtains she found at the Von Trapp Estate). And the bows are a little twee and the hiked up part in the front reminds me of some lady who got her dress tucked in her pantyhose at church when I was a wee young lass (sidenote: can we all praise the lord that pantyhose are essentially extinct). But something about it just speaks to me. Maybe I have finally lost it.