Forever Friday: Party like it's 1994 edition

So I'm not gonna lie...

Monday No Sun Day

Hello Sunshine!

poop.  it's a cold and gray Monday morning in the OC.  The weather might even be crappier wherever you are.  So let this little dress from f21 cheer you up.  And yes, you can wear orange.  Try it.
 

Fierce Sundress from F21

Tall Order

Summer is just around the corner and it looks like the maxi is going to be kickin around for at least another season.  Which is great.  provided you are exactly the same height as your store of choice's fit models.  For some reason, a lot of stores don't seem to give a rat's ass that if you are any taller than 5'6" you can only wear their maxis if you don't mind a whole chunk of ankle showing.  Maxi is hot, tea length... not so much.  Luckily a few stores have mercifully decided to start carrying maxi dresses in tall sizes.  This one from Old Navy is cute and only $39.94.  It measures 53" from shoulder to floor which should be sufficient up to about 5'11".  Unfortunately, the tall size is only available online so you can't try it on in stores, but hey, its a start.

... and just because it's Friday

I am pretty sure Rebecca Black is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse... (I don't even have an outfit to add to this one. sorry.)

Soundtrack for the Rapture. Britney Edition.

As is to be expected, Britney is wearing something whorish to the Apocalypse:

Get this look (just add undies and torn pantyhose and you should be all set):

Cheapo Cropped Leather Jacket from Macys

It's the end of the world as we know it. DIY edition.

And my soundtrack for the Rapture continues.

To get this kid's look is a 3 step process.*

Step 1.  Go to American Apparel.

Step 2.  Have just enough PBR in a can so you cutting skills are really on point.

Step 3.  Surgically remove sleeves with blunt craft scissors.

*Skateboard and messy room optional.

Forever Friday... The Beginning of the End Edition

The end is nigh (according to some billboards in major U.S. cities).  So what are you going to wear to the Rapture?

 

Way back in 1980 something or the other, Blondie had a pretty kickin outfit picked out for the Rapture.  

"Where am I ever going to find some sweet formal shorts and bedazzled tube top in the year 2011" you ask.  Probably in your own closet, but in case you aren't prepared, Forever 21 has you covered with this little jumper.  For only $17.80, so you won't feel so bad leaving this outfit behind when you get called up.  The only problem is you have to get completely naked to go to the bathroom.

Wear this to the Rapture