The Other Middleton Girl

If La Duchess Kate's dress is not your cup of tea, or if you want to look like a linebacker, ABS has also knocked off Pippa's dress.

Available in black or white.

Royal Princess.

So I probably find this hilarious in part because I was not a fan of La Duchess Kate's wedding dress.  But I just find it that much more hilarious since the style is called "Royal Princess" so there is no confusion.  I am just imagining the look on my face if I was a guest at a wedding and the bride busted out in this cheeseball copy.

I am not sure if it's meant to be an inexpensive ($1,110) wedding dress or an expensive halloween costume. 

interested??

Pretty... boring

Hmm... I was hoping to wake up to something a LITTLE more exciting than this (Exhibit A):

Exhibit A

Yeah yeah its classic and classy but eh.... I was really hoping it would have a little more pizazz. For weeks now, we have been hearing Alexander McQueen rumors.  

Exhibit B

When I hear A-McQ I think of all sorts of dramatic nonsense (see Exhibit B; sidebar: I am pretty sure I saw this same upside down pleaty pocket business on project runway a few years ago).  Ok, so clearly I don't think that K-Mid, should have worn a dress like the one featured in Exhibit B... but I was hoping for something a little more avant garde and a little less Maria Von Trapp.

...and while I have your attention, enough with all the Grace Kelly comparisons... Kate is a cute girl, but Grace Kelly she is not.

Respect

Ok, that's all.  We can all go back to our lives and poor Kate can scrub off that terrible brown contouring blush and have a cookie (but don't go crazy with it lest she end up a weight watchers spokes gal like the original Duchess Fergie Ferg).