Ok, so I love a bow as much as any other gal. Maybe more. And maybe (definitely) I am a pervo, but my dear ShopBop, this has got to stop:
My first problem is that this "bow" looks like lady parts. My second problem with these pantos cortos is that I can't imagine that a fabric F.U.P.A. is flattering on any gal, no matter how skinny minnie she may be. My third and final problem with these shorts is that, if I can manage to put the pervo side of my brain to rest for a little while, this uh... adornment just looks more like fancy curtains than a bow. Like a little valance for your crotch. Now, in the year 2011, valances aren't even in style in houses let alone crotches (unless you live in a fabulous palace, then you should totally go for it).
Oh one more final final complaint about these shorts: they are $246.00 U.S. Dollars. Seriously. I am officially of the opinion that short pants should never cost more then $240. There has to be a line somewhere.Sometimes I wonder if the gals over at ShopBop are laughing as much as I am at some of the ridiculous shit they sell. Where do they expect a gal to where these shorts? A night on the town? The office? The beach? All of those seem like pretty bad choices to me.
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