In this next installment of "Pop Music as Spoken Word Poetry" I present to you "Teach Me How to Dougie" by California Swag District. So please put on your William Shatner reading glasses and enjoy (according to the youngs, there is also an accompanying dance, so if you know it, feel free to dance along).
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| Morningside in da house! |
They be like smooth (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
Cause all da bitches love me (aye)
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gona be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?
Aint nobody fuckin wit my bro from morningside
He go by bubba and he hit dat dance wit thunder
I aint from dallas but I d-town boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and ima do me (all day)
Niggas love to hate so they try to screw me
Bitches be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it start to boomin
Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it
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| This beat? |
Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
All my bitches love me
All my, all my bitches love me
All my bitches love me
You aint fuckin wit my dougie!
My name is young!
For da dudes who don't know me
I know I'm from da west but I can teach you how to dougie!
Step up in da club and all these bitches bug me
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| Madonna will teach you how to |
All da niggas dancin and none of them know me
I hear da crowd screamin like "aye! get it brody!"
So I'm on my and I take it real low
Dey like "how you da dat?" he can dougie on the floor
And when dat nigga stop they like "dougie somemore!"
I'm like a nigga kinda tired so, I pass it to da bro!
M-bone! show these cats how to do dat down south dance
Dat we learned a lil too fastand bought it to da hood
And got da whole crew askin...
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| The Village People will teach you how to |
Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
T-teach me how to dougie
All my bitches love me
All my, all my bitches love me
All my bitches love me
You aint fuckin wit my dougie!
Back of the party ion really like to boogie
I'm just tryna get bent and meet a thick redbone
(Mmm) we do da dougie and da niggas hatin but I'm bout
To act a skateboard a bitch and head home (fuck it)
She bout to dougie and hit wit 2 hands
And I run it run it even if her legs long
She like you my hubby and I think she love me but,
I change da subject and I do my dougie
But, ion give a fuck, blow trees, get money
Leave 2 heifers feinin like sum playboy bunnies
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| Los Del Rio will teach you how to |
Dey gon make us do da dougie in da middle of da dance
And when I asked for some head da bitch looked at me funny
Bye! bitch you can't tell me nothin starr baked da beat
And I just took it out the oven, I just hit the dougie when everybody
Clubbin and I hate skinny jeans cuz da burner keep rubbin! (oh!)
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